Stern Howard - At Seventeen Lyrics

An innocent with double Ds He saw those breasts and flipped his lid For a real young busty high school kid A horny lonely TV geek Her major jugs made Jerry weak Can't he find girls his age to date? She's seventeen and she's jail bait He takes her out in New York town That lovely girl and the TV clown She's barely shed her training bra She kisses lips for candy bars Some nice guy you turned out to be Did she sit upon you knee? You shouldn't really grope for them At seventeen Her panties smell like a rose Is Seinfeld just like Piscopo? Seducing girls in a limousine While his fans think that he's so damn clean Fell for an old man from TV Did her pubic hair grow in last week? With fresh and firm and round butt cheeks At seventeen Can't he find some older dame? Their private parts all look the same Does he make her parents shout When he sticks his tongue in her mouth? Does he think that he's a stud? He should drown in a frigging flood For fooling with a girl Who's seventeen Now Jerry, I ask you, do you have a brain When you see her do you make a stain Can't he get an older girl He's damn near old as Milton Berle You're making such a spectacle Thinking with your testicles If you're gonna make some glue You should date girls as old as you Stern Howard Lyrics At Seventeen Lyrics