Bob Rivers Comedy Corp - Restroom Door Said Gentlemen Lyrics

BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP - THE RESTROOM DOOR SAID "GENTLEMEN" The restroom door said "Gentlemen," so I just walked inside. I took two scents and realized I was taken for a ride. I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied, By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse. What could be worse? Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse. The restroom door said "Gentlemen," it must have been a gag. As soon as I walked in there, I ran into some old hag. She sprayed me with a can of mace and sacked me with her bag. I could tell this just wouldn't be my day. What thing could I say? It just wasn't turning out to be my day. The restroom door said "Gentlemen," and I would like to find, The crummy little creep(?) who had the nerve to switch the sign. Cause I've got two black eyes and one high-heel up my behind. Now I can't sit with comfort and joy. Boy, oh boy. No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy. Bob Rivers Comedy Corp Lyrics Restroom Door Said Gentlemen Lyrics