Brian Kirk And The Jirks - Blowing Up The Lifeguard Stand Lyrics

A year ago she was swimming And don't ya know she was winning But something went wrong at the buoy near the end Spicoli and his board came and hit her in the head Oh no Can't you see Don't let my little woman become chicken of the sea In it second she went down In it minute she could drown The guard upon the throne didn't even make a sound Didn't even take a second to take it look around Cause he Was talking to she In a tight little French bikini Hey man give me a hand I'm blowin up the lifeguard stand Let the dummies lie dead like splinters in the sand I'm blowing up the lifeguard stand When I'm wrong, I admit it But I'm strong and I won't quit it The people are Pushing me out of their way They know not the importance of the things I have to say To you About the sea And those stupid little pricks and their conspiracy (Chorus) Give me the mike and I'll say it Then play wipeout or can you play it? The bar needs to know about these tan little pricks In their little red short and the sunblock oil their lips The little whistle Makes me sick They just let the people drown while their checking out the chicks Brian Kirk And The Jirks Lyrics Blowing Up The Lifeguard Stand Lyrics