Nerf Herder - Golfshirt Lyrics

I'm not the one you dream aboutand I'm not the one you can't live with out I'm not the one you want to see I'm not the one you want to be seen with. But when you're tired of all the jerks and you're tired of all the work and you're tired of being hurt You will long for the comfort of my golf shirt. I'm not the one who was an old time punk rocker I was listening to Rush and trying to feather my hair back when all that stuff went down. I'm not the one who was in a highschool hardcore band I I sat in my room, scoring with Ms. Pac-Man. But when you're tired of all the jerks, and you're tired of all the work and you're tired of being hurt You will long for the comfort of my golf shirt. Yeah! No tats, no piercing No hats, no grunge beard baby, yeah No tats, no piercings No hats, no grunge beard baby, yeah Nerf Herder Lyrics Golfshirt Lyrics