Sloan - Chester The Molester Lyrics

Chester the Molester's not without his charms She can see herself hanging off his arm He's saying, "Hey bartender, put it on my tab Unless my limit's running out again" He's generous but when he's tired of coughing it up Well, there's a bill that says he will But he's never concerned when he gets burned Because it's hotter than lava at the center of a sauna But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna I know you can't speak too soon Chester the Molester's trying to hide his ring But he's the only guy that's half-way interesting He's saying, "Hey bartender, can you fill 'er up Because his seat is falling out again" Thought I was the type of guy who never put out for the night Anymore than you were Because it's hotter than lava at the center of a sauna But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna I know you can't speak too soon I know you can't speak too soon Don't give in Say you're gonna turn around and lay Don't give in Say you're gonna turn around and lay Chester the Molester never kept his word He never found that ring and now he's lost his bird He's saying, "Hey bartender, can I look you up if I'm ever coming out again?" She's courteous but shuts him down, he's wonderin' still If there's a bill that says she will 'Cause he's never concerned, but he'll get burned Because it's hotter than lava at the center of a sauna But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna I know you can't speak too soon I know you can't speak too soon Sloan Lyrics Chester The Molester Lyrics