Whitlams - I Make Hamburgers Lyrics

My first customer was Megan she came in for a hamburger with the lot no meat "Hey that's a salad roll i said" and we started going out My second customer was Susan she came in for Diet Pepsi morning tea each day I said "You don't need to be on a diet do you wanna come out tonight?" I said "I'll bring Gringo he's got a lot of money and he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view He'll buy us those beers they give it to you in bottles They put lemon on the top and it don't taste too bad i'm telling you telling you" My third customer was Maria she came in for hot chips and sauce "more sauce" she said "hey now you're talking" she took me home to meet her mother My fourth customer was Sandy she came in for nothing i could see except me So it was i too was eating a hamburger of sorts within an hour I make hamburgers I get all the girls and i take 'em out to dinner and i give 'em all a whirl If they work i keep 'em if they don't i keep 'em too But i teach them all how to be dirty girls like you Whitlams Lyrics I Make Hamburgers Lyrics