Simpsons - The Boozehound Lyrics

[Shary Bobbins] In front of a tavern, flat on his face A boozehound named Barney is pleading his case... [Barney] Buy me a beer, two bucks a glass Come on, help me, I'm freezing my ass Buy me brandy, a snifter of wine Who am I kidding, I'll drink turpentine [Moe] Move it, ya drunk Or I'll blast your rear end [Barney] I found two bucks [Moe] Then come in, my friend [Shary Bobbins] And so, let us leave on this heartwarming scene [Bart] Can I be a boozehound? [Homer] Not 'til you're fifteen Simpsons Lyrics The Boozehound Lyrics