Bachelor Girl - Lucky Me Lyrics

I’ve got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up, To blame me for his life. I get bunches of roses, from another guy And hate mail from his wife. I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name, Likes to make love while watching tv. And some guy calls in the middle of the night, Just so I can hear him breathe Lucky me, Lucky, lucky me I have everything in this whole wide world, A girl could ever need, lucky me I’ve got a great car, It’s a red convertible, made by mattel. Got a nice house in the suburbs, With ’hell’s angels’ for neighbours as well. I’ve got a scholarship for a hundred years of college I wanna study dentistry, But my folks just want me married, And popping out the grand kids, To keep them company Chorus Lucky, lucky little old me I have everything in this whole wide world A girl could ever need, lucky me (lucky me, lucky me) I think I wanna join the hare krishnas, Give up all my worldly goods, cut off all my hair. There’s nothing that I have right now that brings me any joy, When I’m shopping at the mall, can’t find it anywhere. But I’ve got my tamagotchi, And I’ve got my wristwatch phone. I got so many friends on the internet, I could never be alone. I’ve got just enough cash to pay a lot of tax, But not enough to quit my job. Got a fool’s gold ring and credit card debt, Psychiatrist for my dog. Lucky me Lucky, lucky little old me I have everything in this whole wide world A girl could ever need, lucky me Repeats to fade Bachelor Girl Lyrics Lucky Me Lyrics