Dans Home Grown - My Name Is Paul Fred Lyrics

Well my name is Paul Fred I like to life a lot of weights I think that apple picking is a sure-shot "get laid" date I treat life like it's business I got no time for your games I had to buy a special sweat shirt Just to remember my name (kick it in) I can watch an episode of Seinfeld And not even hint a little laugh I sleep 'till four in the morning And then wake up and take a bath Well my housemates aren't serious It doesn't take too much to get them pissed But if I get a job in New York Well I'm sure that they'll be missed But now I just try to ignore them Because I've got my own demands I'm 27 years old and I run a t-shirt stand But now I want to get a real job And I want to get one fast I'm gonna go into that interview And kick some fucking ass (spoken) Oh... why do I have to live with Andre and Crazy Dan? Haa chaa chaa chaa chaa chaa..... Well my name is Paul Fred But Fred Paul is alright I cook frozen pizza by day And I whip up omelets at night I wear a towel around my waist That doesn't even cover my thighs I close every single window When the room is 80 degrees fahrenheit Someday I'll escape this Someday I'll see the light I don't want to kill my housemates But someday I just might Dans Home Grown Lyrics My Name Is Paul Fred Lyrics