Caldwell And Halls - She's A Centimetre Shorter Than A Meter And A Quarter Lyrics

(Parody on "Five Foot Two") She's a centimetre shorter than a metre and a quarter, And ev'ry millimetre is in perfect working order, Has anybody seen my gal? I know I'm only human but I still have the acumen To know her eyes are flashing 'bout a half a million lumen, Has anybody seen my gal? A pair of gorgeous gams on her fifty kilograms When she twirls her skirts. My chest just thumps and my heart rate jumps About a hundred kilohertz! But Fahrengrade or Centiheit, She's gonna light my fire tonight, Has anybody seen my gal? original words: Sam Lewis & Joe Young music: Ray Henderson orig. copyright:1925, Leo Feist Inc., New York orig. source: Readers' Digest Treasury of Best Loved Songs parody words: Paul Caldwell & Brad Halls parody source: New Kids on the Block, audio tape by Neighbourhood Records, Coburg. Ont., Canada words altered: to suit specific child audience by Dilly transcribed: Dilly Caldwell And Halls Lyrics She's A Centimetre Shorter Than A Meter And A Quarter Lyrics