Murphy Eddie - Girlfriend's Got A Wiener (parady Of Funky Cold Medina) Lyrics

Drivin' all night in my Toyota Lenn Cruizer, I saw some tail for sail, and figured I could use her. Pulled up to the corner she was fine but kind of gurgley, she hopped right it and gave a grin and said, "Hey your eddie Murphy". I thought she was a Smoker, or had a throut infection, but when she lifted up her dress she spotted an erection, a hairy chest with big fake breasts, you really should have seen her, the bitch was fine, but she was a guy, the girlfriend had a wiener. (OHHH NOO) (And it was a big one too) (Uh huh) (Oh yeah). She said, " Dont worry Eddie, your money is well spent, just drive a couple miles while I help you pitch a tent." I said, "Im funny Ha Ha, but I aint funny queer." That's when I saw a flashing light, in my review mirror. Thinkin fast I told the cop, "Im just here for her salvation, to lecture her about the evils, of solicitation, so he let me go, but he bought the hoe, with a misameiner, the bitch was fine, but she was a guy, the girlfriend had a weiner. (right there in front of me) (Im talking ball park frank) (and it was already cooked) Murphy Eddie Lyrics Girlfriend's Got A Wiener (parady Of Funky Cold Medina) Lyrics